superziggy:

betweensubjectsexperiment:

A snoozing budgie-it’s hard work trying to get someone to pay attention to you!

THIS IS BIRDPORTANT

detectivedeathmachine:

aqualuxury:

A lush hour-long housey, swingy, electroswingy, boompty kinda musical treat!

And then THIS?  ELECTROSWING?  Only the best fucking music genre ever?

A.

Straight up.

Hour.

Of it.

Who forgot to tell me it’s every holiday ever on one day?  I can’t take all this.  I’m going to start getting suspicious because when too much good stuff happens all at once, something is up.

Oh and then I find out Angry Birds candy exists.

World, stop being so goddamn nice.

toenail-fister:

Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


Perfect.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

norhuu:

Excuse me while I draw cuties having safe, consensual sex :>

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watserbones:

graciousshadows:

philosophuckingphy:

okay so it definitely sucks that girls’ clothes don’t have pockets and everything don’t get me wrong here, but you’re all totally forgetting that you have a pretty much permanent bra pocket which I’ve personally always been jealous of

Please. The only time the bra pocket only works with lower cut shirts. I personally wear regular t-shirts which do not have good access to said pocket. That’s why I need jeans with actual pockets.

Yeah too bad that bra pocket is usually occupied with an actual boob and doesn’t leave room for much else.

And even those of us who don’t have much in the way of actual boob don’t really have much room for storage in the bra pocket. Like, at most, you can shove some paper money in there. Maybe your cell phone or mp3 player if they’re small, but really only one or the other.

Because when it all comes down to all, the bra pocket is really only made for storing a boob or two.