"I'm not even into yaoi."
askmi-young: Hahaha, oh, Cucumber Slice! We both know that you can’t get enough of that hot man-on-man lovin’! Don’t even try to pretend you’re not!
>Get pissed off by people reblogging the chain message of “All blogs who don’t reblog this will be deleted” >Create parody of it >Feel awesome >Have someone call you out on your parody, reblogging it and warning others not to take it seriously for the PRECISE REASONS you’ve tried convincing people of in the past I suppose I should be grateful that...
I sort of wish that in New Moon, Edward’s plan to anger the Volturi had worked, and that they had killed him, because then Bella, in some angsty, Mary Sue depression, would probably have offed herself, and then all of Stephenie Meyer’s unbearably heavy-handed allusions to Romeo and Juliet would have been completely and utterly justified.
the-bookmobile: Gregorian monks singing...
pistolmind: laughingalonewithsene: Minihoof’s...
nightmareloki: rosiebeck: This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid. Jesus christ, stop it.
So I've been seriously considering getting a...
For a few months now, I’ve thought about it on and off, but over the last few days, I’ve really been thinking hard about it. I haven’t told my parents, and I’m not sure yet if I will. As much as I love them, I am 20 years old, and I don’t think I still need to pass every single decision of mine by them. But yeah, really thinking about it. If I do, I know exactly...
Can we take a moment to appreciate Maryland's...
“Maryland, My Maryland” is truly an amazing song. Let’s take a look at some of its classier points: >Same tune as “Oh, Christmas Tree”—anyone and their grandmother can sing it >Refers to Abraham Lincoln as “the despot” and “the tyrant” >Includes the phrase “Northern scum” at one point >Does the previous two...