Mumbles and Squeaks

May 18

imageeveningrelics replied to your post: All right. Between my dad’s ridiculous joke, my…

I’m like your Navi! :D

You really are.

Especially when you get all

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All right.

Between my dad’s ridiculous joke, my roommate calming me down, and Relic being, as always, the constant voice of encouragement and sense in my ear, I think I’m in a position where I can do this shit.

Dad.
My father doesn’t always make tasteless jokes, but when he does, he manages to make them at just the right time that I find them hilarious.

Dad.

My father doesn’t always make tasteless jokes, but when he does, he manages to make them at just the right time that I find them hilarious.

i dont even actually care anymore

whats the point

the fact that i got so close to completing a fucking english degree and then gave up basically just proves that i was useless from the start

my parents wasted their money

i put myself almost 30k in debt for no reason

in light of that, am i even actually worth anything to the world

i mean, I think im worth keeping alive, but in the grand scheme of things, i think this just proves im pretty much useless

and just sent the professor an email asking if i would still pass the class if i didnt turn in the final paper

probably wont see it until monday

been nice knowing you all

i think my paper is just going to be however many pages of bullshit i can muster followed by an apology to the prof and me just going on about how terrified i am right now

i just need to figure out what the bullshit will be about

Speaking of finishing out with C’s, that’s the grade I got in History of the English Language. Which was the class I was most afraid of failing. And I passed it.

Barely. But I passed it.

But seriously you guys I’m actually contemplating just not turning this paper in because I can’t fucking do it.

I think, if I did, I’d probably finish out with a C in the course. Maybe. Which would be passing.

I don’t know.

I’m tired and confused and just done.

>two hours of work

>four lines of notes

THIS PAPER IS GOING FUCKING GREAT YOU GUYS

So remember how in that final reflection, I mentioned how being an English major has taught me how to use the internet for shit that was too difficult or that I couldn’t be arsed to read?

I don’t think I’ve ever depended on the work of others quite as heavily as I am now.

Because fuck Joyce. Fuck Ulysses.