- Eveningrelics: Just for shits and giggles, I wanted to see what was on the 'dating' tag on tumblr.
- Eveningrelics: ......DO NOT LOOK. IT IS ALL PORN
- Me: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS NOW I HAVE TO LOOK.
- Me: GODDAMMIT REL.
- Eveningrelics: I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TOO
- Eveningrelics: IT'S ALL PORN
- Eveningrelics: I SWEAR.
- Me: OH GOD THE GIFS
- Eveningrelics: I KNOW
- Me: SO MUCH BOUNCY
- Eveningrelics: XDDDD
- Me: WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE THE TOP OF HIS DICK PIERCED. THAT LOOKS EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR HIM AND ANY CHICK HE DECIDES TO BONE.
- Me: I ALMOST TYPED "CHUCK".
- Me: I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR A CHUCK TOO.
- Me: UNLESS THAT CHUCK WAS CHUCK NORRIS.
- Eveningrelics: .............................
- Me: THEN HE'D ENJOY IT.
- Me: BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS.
- Me: THAT'S WHY.
- Eveningrelics: So, I just pictured Chuck Norris as the sub now.
- Eveningrelics: Is Chuck Norris getting banged by Chuck Norris then?
- Eveningrelics: Since only Chuckl Norris can defeat Chuck Norris?
- Eveningrelics: I'm assuming only Chuck Norris can pleasure Chuck Norris.
- Me: Can I put this conversation on the internet, please?
- Eveningrelics: Sure. XDDDDD