• Relic: My sister wants to know if you have heartgold or soulsiver, btw
  • Me: Heartgold~
  • Relic: She wants to play with you sometime then
  • Me: Oh~
  • Relic: She has heartgold as well
  • Me: Excellent~ The better of the two.l
  • Me: ....
  • Me: Rather than a period and a mis-typed "l", I'm going to say that's a drunken exclamation point.
  • Relic: XDDD
  • Me: EXCLAMATION POINT YOU ARE DRUNK.
  • Relic: It's so drunk it's slumped over in the line
  • Relic: But still, more sober than this exclaimation point: ./
  • Me: EXCLAMATION POINT YOU ARE VERY DRUNK.
  • Me: The poor dear's about to topple over.
  • Me: And then it becomes this
  • Me: ._
  • Relic: Hey
  • Me: Yes?
  • Relic: It could be this drunk: ¡
  • Relic: ..That's not an 'I' actually
  • Relic: That's seriously an upside down exclaimation point. XD
  • Me: See, that wouldn't be drunk.
  • Me: That would just be Spanish.
  • Me: Well.
  • Me: Okay, that's generalization.
  • Relic: Are you saying spanish exlaimation points can't be drunk?
  • Me: For all we know, that exclamation point could be latino.
  • Relic: OR ARE YOUC ALLING THEM ALL DRUNK?
  • Me: I'M JUST SAYING THAT NOT EVERY UPSIDE DOWN EXCLAMATION POINT HAS TO COME FROM SPAIN
  • Me: JEEZ
  • Relic: STEREOTYPING POINTS IS BAD
  • Relic: THIS IS WHY EVERYONE DENIES THE EXISTANCE OF THE INTERROBANG
  • Relic: IT'S GOT A PERFECTLY VALID LIFESTYLE TOO
  • Relic: GEEZE
  • Me: IT'S AN ABOMINATION THOUGH
  • Relic: JUST BECAUSE IT'S ENTHUSIASTIC IN IT'S QUESTIONING
  • Relic: IT IS NOT
  • Relic: IT IS A SPECIAL, SPECIAL PUNCTIONATION MARK
  • Relic: IT"S DEEPLY LOVED
  • Me: THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT EXCLAMATION POINT AND QUESTION MARK.
  • Relic: AND YOU SENTENCE SHOULD HAVE AN EXCLAIMATION MARK!
  • Me: AND YOUR "YOU" SHOULD HAVE AN "R"
  • Relic: FOR ALL YOU KNOW, THE BIBLE'S GRAMMAR IS OUTDATED
  • Relic: HOW DARE YOU JUDGE THE INTERROBANG ON OLD PRACTICES IN THE REALM OF GRAMMAR.
  • Relic: IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MARK.
  • Relic: IT IS WELL LOVED.
  • Relic: And everyone just denies it the right to exist.
  • Relic: God.
  • Relic: What makes it less of a punctuation mark, huh?

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