Mumbles and Squeaks

I’ve decided that I’m going to memorize the names of different breeds of chickens and train myself to use them in place of swear words.

Then, when I drop something or otherwise make an idiot of myself in public, I’ll just blurt one of them out. When someone around me makes a remark on it, I’ll act shocked and ashamed.

And then I’ll say, “Oh, I’m so sorry! Please forgive my fowl language!”

Mumbles and Squeaks

The trials and tribulations of a twenty-one-year-old English major from Maryland. Likes writing, drawing, running, Pokemon, Zelda, Doctor Who, coyotes, abandoned buildings, dead animals, and dinosaurs.
She also runs an ask blog with derpy art.
And a Nuzlocke Challenge journal

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I’ve decided that I’m going to memorize the names of different breeds of chickens and train myself to use them in place of swear words.

Mumbles and Squeaks

The trials and tribulations of a twenty-one-year-old English major from Maryland. Likes writing, drawing, running, Pokemon, Zelda, Doctor Who, coyotes, abandoned buildings, dead animals, and dinosaurs. She also runs an ask blog with derpy art. And a Nuzlocke Challenge journal

Showing posts tagged I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY

I’ve decided that I’m going to memorize the names of different breeds of chickens and train myself to use them in place of swear words.

The trials and tribulations of a twenty-one-year-old English major from Maryland. Likes writing, drawing, running, Pokemon, Zelda, Doctor Who, coyotes, abandoned buildings, dead animals, and dinosaurs.
She also runs an ask blog with derpy art.
And a Nuzlocke Challenge journal